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Everything beautiful on the playa happens with a bit of luck — and the gnomes at Gnomeman's Land have it in spades! We originate from deep in the forests of your most charming fairy tales. Some are stout & rotund, others are slender & sultry, but all are jolly & wear pink heart-shaped nipple pasties.
Our rainbow-picketed lawn will be an oasis from the scorching sun, and we serve ice cold lemonade all day long! Come join our annual block party — we'll be manning the grill and dancing in the Gnome Dome - a giant mushroom cap structure with bedazzled disco interiors. So come wander into Gnomeman's Land, who knows what you may find!
As for the luck — a well-embraced hug with the right gnome will grant you some, and legend says a sloppy smooch may grant even more!