Event List for Monday, Aug 28

Playahood Clinic & Services
Our finest "playa" clinicians offer varied advice/services: prego tests/condoms/ tampons/2nd Aid/bad sex advice & more!
From 1:00 PM to 5:00 PM on Mon, Tue, Thu, Fri, Sat
Slay Bunny's Treasure Chest
Snag a SUPREME outfit from our carefully curated closet! Early bird gets the worm! You never know what you'll find.
Begins Mon (8/28) at 1:00 PM, Ends 3:00 PM
We Mist You!
Public misting system in a giant TV. Come get some cooling relief from the mid-day heat.
From 1:00 PM to 3:00 PM on Mon, Tue, Wed, Thu, Fri, Sat
The Wheel of Chance
Êtes-vous chanceux? Ride the the playa's largest French-themed bicycle-powered carnival game, win marvelous prizes!
From 1:00 PM to 4:00 PM on Mon, Tue, Wed, Thu, Fri, Sat
Annual FIDDLE (Etc.) TUNES Acoustic Jam
Bring your instrument to our concert tent – Celtic, Northern, Cajun, Old Time, Bluegrass, Quebecois – It’s all good!
Begins Mon (8/28) at 1:00 PM, Ends 2:15 PM
ABBA Dance Party
The best of the Swedish pop phenomenon, remixes and covers of their hits. You’ll be having the the time of your life!
Begins Mon (8/28) at 1:00 PM, Ends 2:00 PM
Yoga
Join us in a relaxing yoga session under our shade structure. Breathe out the dust, breathe in the good vibes.
From 1:00 PM to 2:00 PM on Mon, Wed
Amp'd Yoga
Amp'd yoga at disorient by Donovan has become known at BM as the most unique yoga/DJ experience on the playa! Join us !
From 1:00 PM to 2:00 PM on Mon, Tue, Wed, Thu
Pendant Crafting
Laser cut pendant customizing while socializing or just enjoy the shade. Return tonight for fractal projections.
From 1:00 PM to 4:00 PM on Mon, Tue, Wed, Thu, Fri
Light the Night Bike Beauty Salon
Bike a dark wad? Need extra nighttime bike bling? Come decommodify, decorate, & light your bike in BRCH3's beauty salon!
Begins Mon (8/28) at 1:00 PM, Ends 3:00 PM
The Big Divorce Disco Party!
Sip on cool margaritas and boogie down at our Big Divorce Disco Party. Leave something behind from the default world!
Begins Mon (8/28) at 1:00 PM, Ends 5:00 PM
Guided Pranayama Breathwork
Experience breathwork, raise your vibration, release what no longer serves you, and create space for healing & growth
Begins Mon (8/28) at 1:00 PM, Ends 2:00 PM
Trap/Neuter Release
Get caught by Burning Man's animal police. Once in our custody you'll be subjected to a tortuous facial and be chipped.
Begins Mon (8/28) at 1:00 PM, Ends 3:00 PM
AMP'D Yoga
Look inward, dance, detox, and embrace your beautiful Humanimal forms every day of Burn week at Disorient's Club House.
From 1:00 PM to 2:00 PM on Mon, Tue, Wed, Thu, Fri
Life Alchemy Playa-Style Mastery!
Ride the cosmic wave of self-discovery. Laugh, hack, transform. Dust off, rise up, rock the playa!"
Begins Mon (8/28) at 1:00 PM, Ends 2:00 PM
Poly High Tea
Join us for a discussion about the practical issues of loving more than one in an open, responsible multi-person relatio
From 1:00 PM to 3:00 PM on Mon, Tue, Wed, Thu, Fri, Sat
Discover the Path to Self-Compassion
Create more calm, focus & feelings of inner peace in your life. Discover the path to building resilience from inside out
From 1:00 PM to 2:30 PM on Mon, Fri
Stilt & Aerial Harness Lessons
Strap on those long legs, or get harnessed in, and we’ll teach you to strut or fly around our big top!
From 1:00 PM to 4:00 PM on Mon, Tue, Wed, Thu, Fri
Spin the Wheel of Immediacy
Express yourself radically by letting our big wheel choose a short, fun activity! Silly to naughty, optional photo op.
From 1:00 PM to 5:00 PM on Mon, Tue, Wed, Thu, Fri, Sat
Appreciating Differences & Creating Connections
Experience connection with strangers or friends using curated questions designed to discuss your stories over tea.
From 1:00 PM to 4:00 PM on Mon, Fri
Loincloth Workshops
Express your inner Tarzan or Jane with help from our loin, cloth, and style gurus. Fashion your look and your reveal.
From 1:00 PM to 3:00 PM on Mon, Thu
Playarama Bar
A shaded open air party that spans our dusty dance floor to our Panoramic roof deck. Shut the shutters on your fucks.
From 1:00 PM to 6:00 PM on Mon, Wed
Interactive Open Bar!
It’s Kangaroo Court! Join the jury and persecute the accused! Class is also in session! Are you our substitute teacher?
Begins Mon (8/28) at 1:00 PM, Ends 4:00 PM
Ice-cold artisanal lemonade & coffee, Monkey style
Visit our jungle oasis & enjoy some freshly-squeezed concoctions to the sound of music in our sheltered temple & lounge
From 1:00 PM to 3:00 PM on Mon, Tue, Wed, Thu, Fri
Trivia with Amazian Dave
Looking for something to stimulate your mind organically? Come by for some trivia — some Burner-related, some not.
From 1:00 PM to 2:00 PM on Mon, Wed
Drink and Draw
Ever watch Titanic and want to be Rose? Now is your chance to take off your clothes and pose! Or come be an artist
From 1:00 PM to 3:00 PM on Mon, Fri
Cowbell wearable crafting
Do you need more cowbell? Of course you do! Come craft herd-chic cowbell wearables with us. Materials and shade provided!
Begins Mon (8/28) at 1:00 PM, Ends 3:00 PM
Badlands Good Tunes & Good Times
Come join us in our speakeasy for a resfreshing cold one and some fun beats in the shade.
From 1:00 PM to 4:00 PM on Mon, Tue, Wed, Thu, Fri
Playa Funerals
Ever wanted to attend your own funeral? Bury your past selves—invite everyone you know or just met to read a eulogy!
From 1:00 PM to 5:00 PM on Mon, Wed
Purgatory Cocktail Lounge
When will it be your time? Sip pomegranate grog in our luxury coffin spa as our bass player lulls you to ego death.
From 1:00 PM to 5:00 PM on Mon, Wed
Pollinate Your Soul
Come relax to the progressive house tunes of resident DJs Above and Bee-ond.
From 1:00 PM to 2:30 PM on Mon, Wed
Hot Dog Party!
Spin the wheel, perform the trick, get a hot dog treat! Veggie options!
From 1:00 PM to 2:30 PM on Mon, Wed, Sat
Hot Dogs and High Fives!
#1 best High5's from Ted and serving up some delicious dogs/vegan sausages, Last year we gave away 1200, GET THERE!
From 1:00 PM to 2:30 PM on Mon, Tue, Wed, Thu, Fri, Sat
Horbgorbling 101
Learn the art of wandering aimlessly for entertainment. Perfect for 1st time burners! We take off on foot by 1:15PM-ish.
Begins Mon (8/28) at 1:00 PM, Ends 3:00 PM
Yes Please Listens
Twice daily, we stop to listen to a full album all the way through. Stop by our lounge to find out the daily selections.
From 1:00 PM to 2:00 PM on Mon, Tue, Wed, Thu, Fri, Sat
Shaved Ice with Toppings!
Come cool off with the cool cats (and dogs). Ice with flavors, condensed milk and dried fruit!
From 1:00 PM to 4:00 PM on Mon, Tue, Fri
Anything but horse racing -place bets, take names!
Come race your friends on our mythical beasts! Place bets and win drinks, punishments, and more. Who will be victorious?
From 1:00 PM to 4:00 PM on Mon, Wed
Open Mini Golf at Pinwheels and PuttPutt!
Come play a few holes of dusty golf at our Pinwheel camp! Fun for all ages!
From 1:00 PM to 6:00 PM on Mon, Tue, Wed, Thu
Bloody Mary Monday
Bloody Marys
Begins Mon (8/28) at 1:00 PM, Ends 3:00 PM
Open Classroom
Don't have much class? We've got it in spades. Art, typing, Drivers Ed and Math. Come get edumacated.
From 1:00 PM to 3:00 PM on Mon, Tue, Wed
Wisdom Workshops,
Healing, embodiment, Comic orgasms
Begins Mon (8/28) at 1:00 PM, Ends 6:00 PM
Expand Your Impact Starting with your Mindset
Gain clarity on your purpose in life and expand that vision and impact on your businesses, communities, and the world.
Begins Mon (8/28) at 1:00 PM, Ends 2:30 PM
Radical Self-Espresso: Affogato Bar & Solar Salon
Coffee poured over ice cream; caffeinated conversation and food for thought; 100% solar-powered.
From 1:00 PM to 3:00 PM on Mon, Tue, Wed
Thump Drippin' Party!
Thumpin’ beats, drippin' drinks, bad ideas, and treasures from the Lucky Hutch. Mon, Wed, and Fri.
From 1:00 PM to 6:00 PM on Mon, Wed, Fri
Spa
Relax and remoisturize with daily rotating spa activities.
From 1:00 PM to 4:00 PM on Mon, Tue, Wed, Thu, Fri
Breeze Bar: Refresh Hour at The Space Between
Our assorted juicy waters, made fresh daily, offer the perfect hour of respite. Cum for a misty chill and drink on playa
From 1:00 PM to 2:00 PM on Mon, Tue, Wed, Thu, Fri, Sat
Shamemosas: Drink your shame away!
Hazy memories of last night? You've earned a Shamemosa! Drink it off while our DJ spins his finest vintage lounge vibes.
Begins Mon (8/28) at 1:00 PM, Ends 4:00 PM
Dildo Throw Alley
Come show off your dildo throwing skills by attempting to stick a dildo on one of our painted naked people murals.
Begins Mon (8/28) at 1:00 PM, Ends 6:00 PM
Glory Hole Jagua ( Henna's Goth Blue Cousin)
Stick a body part through the Glory Hole, and find yourself hennaed with magical nonsense for the rest of the burn!
From 1:00 PM to 3:00 PM on Mon, Wed
Artists and Models
Model! Create! Be on both sides of the "canvas.” New artists and models welcome. 5-15 minute poses. BYO or our supplies.
From 1:00 PM to 3:00 PM on Mon, Fri