Event List for Monday, Aug 28

Naked Pirate Party
ARRGH Bar official Opening Party! It’s a time where everybody can show the world what makes them a PIRATE!
Begins Mon (8/28) at 10:00 AM, Ends 12:00 PM
Full Body HIIT
Our daily HIIT Workout will get you ready for the day. All experience levels welcome. Smoothies! Monday: Full Body
Begins Mon (8/28) at 10:00 AM, Ends 11:00 AM
Cock Waffles
In the spirit of Weird Wednesday, we will be serving dick waffles filled with cream in the dome of bad decisions.
From 10:00 AM to 12:00 PM on Mon, Wed
24/7 Larger-than-life Games
Are these games big or are you just a little critter? Come play our GIANT 20-foot long pool table and mini bowling alley
From 10:00 AM to 10:00 PM on Mon, Tue, Wed, Thu, Fri, Sat
Slurping Sloth Coffee Hour
Need your morning caffeine? You get it... eventually. For those who like to drink their coffee slow and loudly.
From 10:00 AM to 11:00 AM on Mon, Tue, Wed, Thu, Fri, Sat
Primal Morning Movement
Wake up, dance and roar in your animal body! Prepare to get sensual and playful in our primal embodiment rituals.
From 10:00 AM to 12:00 PM on Mon, Tue, Wed, Thu, Fri, Sat
Heart of Now Workshop
Explore yourself with presence and emotional intimacy. Eye gazing & space to share in a luscious experience of connection.
From 10:00 AM to 12:00 PM on Mon, Wed, Fri
Burnie Sandies
Once again, I ask you to eat breakfast! Choose from Meatycare for All, Free Vegucation (VG), or Billionaire's Breakfast
From 10:00 AM to 12:00 PM on Mon, Wed, Fri
Cold-Brew Cafe w/ Live Entertainment
Indulge in the most delicious cold-brew coffee on playa, and relax to epic live music by our feral menagerie.
From 10:00 AM to 12:00 PM on Mon, Tue, Wed, Thu, Fri, Sat
International House of Poetry
Transcend. Feel the passion. Understand. Immerse yourself in recorded poetry from around the world in a cozy space.
From 10:00 AM to 9:00 PM on Mon, Tue, Wed, Thu, Fri
Morning Mantra Meditation
Start your day off with some Mantra meditation. Come early for a shot of espresso!
From 10:00 AM to 10:15 AM on Mon, Tue, Wed, Thu, Fri, Sat, Sun2
Turkish Coffee and Coffee-ground Readings
Come join us for Turkish coffee in our Bedouin-styled camp. PS. Ask for a coffee-ground reading.
From 10:00 AM to 2:00 PM on Mon, Tue, Wed, Thu, Fri, Sat, Sun2
Tarot Card Readings by Drunken Hacks
Not actual psychics. But we will be pretty buzzed, and we see that in your future as well.
Begins Mon (8/28) at 10:00 AM, Ends 12:00 PM
Japanese Green Tea! Cold Sake!
Enjoy our tea and sake, build a zen garden, fold some origami, sit, chat and relax for a bit, it's your burn. bring cup!
From 10:00 AM to 1:00 PM on Mon, Tue, Wed, Thu, Fri, Sat
Be Your Own Band
We supply all the instruments and amps to share your talent Guitars, Drums, keyboard, mics on an awesome stage
From 10:00 AM to 10:00 PM on Mon, Tue, Wed, Thu, Fri, Sat
Matcha and Coffee Painting Hour
Come and ease into the day in our comfy lounge while we use matcha and coffee to watercolor small squares.
Begins Mon (8/28) at 10:00 AM, Ends 11:00 AM
Coconut Cold Brew
Fill up your cups with playa's most refreshing drink. Dance to lively DJ's and treat yourself to a massage.
From 10:00 AM to 12:00 PM on Mon, Wed, Fri
Conscious Dance
Conscious dance in bare feet on smooth shaded wood floor held by community with love and without words
From 10:00 AM to 12:00 PM on Mon, Tue, Wed, Thu, Fri, Sat
Sweat Your Prayers w/Huggy Bear
Just got Home? Want to shed your limitations and ground yourself in the Playa? Come experience this 5Rhythms Dance!
Begins Mon (8/28) at 10:00 AM, Ends 12:00 PM
Relaxation Station
Bring us your tired & dusty body to rejuvenate with cold water, water misting & moisturizer. Face masks Tues & Thur!
From 10:00 AM to 5:00 PM on Mon, Tue, Wed, Thu, Fri, Sat
Caffeinated Mornings
Pour-over coffee, chai, and a clusterf*ck of surprises! We promise to mishandle your order so that everything goes wrong
From 10:00 AM to 12:00 PM on Mon, Wed, Fri
Hoomankini/Postcard Monday!
Send postcards to the losers outside, or garb yourself in a Hoomankini and enjoy a wedgie all day!
Begins Mon (8/28) at 10:00 AM, Ends 2:00 PM
MPR -- Morning Painjoy Radio
The infamous music/comedy/variety show hosted by Admiral Painjoy. Come listen LIVE at Spanky's 7:30 & E
From 10:00 AM to 12:00 PM on Mon, Tue, Wed, Thu, Fri, Sat
Graffiti Workshop
Come see what it takes to get UP and go all-playa! We will have the supplies for you to try your hand at writing.
From 10:00 AM to 3:00 PM on Mon, Wed, Fri
Coloring and Chill
Chill and color in our shade. We supply the books and crayons. Post your "art".
From 10:00 AM to 10:00 PM on Mon, Tue, Wed, Thu, Fri, Sat
NIPPLE STAMP STATION
OFFICIAL NIPPLE STAMP STATION - get you nips INKED. Any time. NOT tatoo'd. Participate even more to earn cool SWAG.
From 10:00 AM to 10:00 PM on Mon, Tue, Wed, Thu, Fri, Sat, Sun2
Playacebo Experience: healing power of the moon
Cure what ails you with a scientifically proven concoction of potent waters from Yellowstone National Park’s ecosystem.
From 10:00 AM to 2:00 PM on Mon, Tue, Wed, Thu
Integration Station: From Human to Divine
Come for coffee & u-pick fruit, stay for integration circles, sound healing, acroyoga, cocoa ceremonies, decompression
From 10:00 AM to 2:30 PM on Mon, Tue, Wed, Thu, Fri
Yeti Naming Ceremony
Get your own yeti name from the illustrious Yeti Council then stay to celebrate and contribute to the Hall of Yetis!
From 10:00 AM to 12:00 PM on Mon, Wed
Do You Identify As A Darkwad?
Learn how to make your own lights from Master Gadget that you can clip anywhere. You'll leave lit up ready for the night
Begins Mon (8/28) at 10:00 AM, Ends 11:00 AM
Daily Water Restoration - Misting & Cold Kombucha
The Playa is hot!. Need a break? We got you. Lounge underneath the misters, wash your hands and grab a cold kombucha.
From 10:00 AM to 5:00 PM on Mon, Tue, Wed, Thu, Fri, Sat, Sun2
Vinayasa Water Flow
Limber up and let yourself flow like water with our invigorating morning vinyasa class at Water Temple.
From 10:00 AM to 11:00 AM on Mon, Tue, Wed, Thu, Fri, Sat
Tim Whoretons Coffee and Donut Hoes
Spin the Wheel of Whoretons, where will it land? Double Double, maple leaf flogging, coffee enema, infamous TimButt-plug
From 10:00 AM to 12:00 PM on Mon, Fri
Burning Man's Brain - Slip a thought in its slot
Put a thought written on paper in the Man's Brain at the Philosophical Center gazebo or find the Brain touring BRC.
From 10:00 AM to 10:00 PM on Mon, Tue, Wed, Thu, Fri
Voodoo Cleansing Ceremony & Gift
Draw upon the powers of the healing spirits for better health, alignment, balance and rejuvenation.
Begins Mon (8/28) at 10:00 AM, Ends 12:00 PM
Soul Flow Yoga
Experience play & exploration throughout this engaging flow to both challenge & support you. All-levels. All welcome
From 10:00 AM to 11:15 AM on Mon, Sun2
Yoga
Kundalini and Hatha Yoga with Buddha Bass and Soulfood.
From 10:00 AM to 11:00 AM on Mon, Tue, Wed, Thu, Fri
New York Dangerous: Playing With Fire!
Use magnifying glasses to burn your own necklaces, plus win a leather necklace!
From 10:00 AM to 4:00 PM on Mon, Tue, Wed, Thu, Fri, Sat
New York Dangerous: You'll Put Your Eye Out!
Test your archery skills and win NYD BRC swag by hitting hanging targets with foam arrows.
From 10:00 AM to 4:00 PM on Mon, Tue, Wed, Thu, Fri, Sat
Cold Brew & Chill
Join us for some refreshing cold brew and relax in our chill space. Come for the coffee, stay for the vibe.
From 10:00 AM to 2:00 PM on Mon, Tue, Wed, Thu, Fri, Sat
Butterfly Painting
Immerse yourself in tranquility as you delicately paint wooden butterflies, a soothing experience for your creative soul
From 10:00 AM to 6:00 PM on Mon, Tue, Wed, Thu, Fri, Sat
Send Your Dog a Postcard
Write a postcard to your pup back home and we'll drop it at the post office for ya! They miss you too...
From 10:00 AM to 6:00 PM on Mon, Tue, Wed, Thu, Fri
Trick for a Treat
Spin the wheel, do the trick, get a treat (or a pat on the head)
From 10:00 AM to 5:00 PM on Mon, Tue, Wed, Thu, Fri, Sat, Sun2
Morning Yoga and Movement
Start the day with quiet beats and deep stretching, open to any level
From 10:00 AM to 11:15 AM on Mon, Wed
Fresh Bread on Playa!
Come and hang while we test our oven for the week. Fresh Bread, Shade, Music
Begins Mon (8/28) at 10:00 AM, Ends 12:00 PM
PhoCureCoffee
Enjoy Vietnamese coffee unlike any other - an intoxicating aroma, a sweet taste, and ICED!
From 10:00 AM to 11:30 AM on Mon, Tue, Wed, Thu, Fri
La Calaca Healing Dome
Our two healing domes are open daily for massage, tarot, shamanic healing, acupressure, yoga, breathwork & workshops.
From 10:00 AM to 5:00 PM on Mon, Tue, Wed, Thu, Fri, Sat
3SP Living Room Daily Hangout
Hang out in our comfy living room with old & new friends. Sofas, conversation (or just silence!), and community on tap.
From 10:00 AM to 5:00 PM on Mon, Tue, Wed, Thu, Fri, Sat, Sun2
AcroYoga 1st Flights
Intro to acroyoga basics, partner acrobatics and fun.
Begins Mon (8/28) at 10:00 AM, Ends 11:00 AM
Shoot Your Balls Off
The title says it all.
From 10:00 AM to 12:00 PM on Mon, Tue, Wed, Thu, Fri, Sat