Event List for Saturday, Sep 2

Make Me Go Tea Tea Hydration Station
Don’t dry out in the hot sun. Nothing beats a nice glass of our famous rose-mint herbal tea.
From 12:00 PM to 11:45 PM on Mon, Tue, Wed, Thu, Fri, Sat
Little Free Porn Shop
A Little Free Library for adults! Need porn? Take porn. Have porn? Leave porn. Magazines, art, lingerie, surprises! 24/7
From 12:00 PM to 12:00 AM on Mon, Tue, Wed, Thu, Fri, Sat, Sun2
Kali Kali Cancel Me
Afraid of being cancelled if you offer yourself authentically to the world? Conquer your fears and embody your true path
Begins Sat (9/2) at 12:30 PM, Ends 2:00 PM
Acro and stretch workshop
Come gather with us in the Chatterdome located in Cosmiquarium to stretch your body and learn some beginner Acro moves.
From 12:45 PM to 1:45 PM on Thu, Sat
Tarot Card Readings with Custom Burning Man Deck
Come get (or give) tarot card readings, with a custom Burning Man-themed deck!
From 1:00 PM to 5:00 PM on Mon, Tue, Wed, Thu, Fri, Sat
Ice cream dance party & frozen facials
Cum cool off with freshly made ice cream, frozen facials, and amazing DJs spinning atop our sexy Double-D
From 1:00 PM to 5:00 PM on Tue, Wed, Thu, Fri, Sat
Drive-Thru Lube Job
Let us lube your tiny parts and give you a blow job you won't soon forget. We'll get you back on the road in a …
From 1:00 PM to 2:00 PM on Mon, Tue, Wed, Thu, Fri, Sat
Live Band Karaoke...with cats
Pick your song, Lead the band, sing your heart out, own the stage, live your rockstar dreams. Meow!
From 1:00 PM to 3:00 PM on Tue, Thu, Sat
Fifth Annual Impromptu Questionable Meat Bonanza
Featuring songs with words. Come eat our end of week meat!
Begins Sat (9/2) at 1:00 PM, Ends 5:00 PM
Oval Ascension (Female Masturbation Party)
Have you wanted to masturbate in a group? Join us for exploration of our own bodies. Women, NB, and trans only.
Begins Sat (9/2) at 1:00 PM, Ends 3:00 PM
Texas Holdem Poker
Get your gamble on in our daily afternoon poker game. Need chips? Spin the Wheel O' Interactivty! Beginners welcome
From 1:00 PM to 4:00 PM on Mon, Tue, Wed, Thu, Fri, Sat
5 Minutes of You (C Side)
Experience the power of stories in a transformative TED-style talk. Ignite curiosity and imagination w/ self-expression.
From 1:00 PM to 2:00 PM on Fri, Sat
No Mercy Karaoke, Sno-Cones, DJs, Bar & A/C Lounge
SING & face being gonged off stage into our A/C Lounge! Playa’s only bottomless sno-cones! Full bar & Dance Party!
From 1:00 PM to 12:00 AM on Mon, Tue, Wed, Thu, Fri, Sat
Semen Bubble Tea
Unique and intriguing, semen bubble tea offers a bold fusion of flavors that pushes boundaries and sparks curiosity.
Begins Sat (9/2) at 1:00 PM, Ends 2:30 PM
Cosmic Oasis
Take a break and get out of the hot sun in our Jungle Oasis! Guest DJ's Daily. Drinks while supplies last. Bring a cup.
From 1:00 PM to 4:00 PM on Mon, Tue, Wed, Thu, Fri, Sat, Sun2
Pussy Day Spa
Ladies, enjoy a body wash and pussy massage / happy ending. The best experience you will ever have. Guaranteed!
From 1:00 PM to 5:00 PM on Mon, Tue, Wed, Thu, Fri, Sat
Sunglasses Beautification/Repair/Swap/Replacement
In the immortal words of ZZ Top, "Go get yourself some cheap sunglasses." Got sunglasses problems? We got you.
From 1:00 PM to 4:00 PM on Mon, Tue, Wed, Thu, Fri, Sat
Playahood Clinic & Services
Our finest "playa" clinicians offer varied advice/services: prego tests/condoms/ tampons/2nd Aid/bad sex advice & more!
From 1:00 PM to 5:00 PM on Mon, Tue, Thu, Fri, Sat
We Mist You!
Public misting system in a giant TV. Come get some cooling relief from the mid-day heat.
From 1:00 PM to 3:00 PM on Mon, Tue, Wed, Thu, Fri, Sat
The Wheel of Chance
Êtes-vous chanceux? Ride the the playa's largest French-themed bicycle-powered carnival game, win marvelous prizes!
From 1:00 PM to 4:00 PM on Mon, Tue, Wed, Thu, Fri, Sat
Body Painting
Brush painting, designs or semi abstract; you can also use our paint and materials to paint others of your party
From 1:00 PM to 4:30 PM on Tue, Wed, Thu, Fri, Sat
Life Expansion: Seeding, Consciousness, Cosmos
Life’s expansion from Earth as a natural process. Humanity's purpose: seed life, raise galactic consciousness. Get ready
Begins Sat (9/2) at 1:00 PM, Ends 2:00 PM
Identity Alchemy
Let go of who you think you are. A powerful process of surrender, reflection, and choice (Relational Alchemy)
From 1:00 PM to 2:30 PM on Fri, Sat
Poly High Tea
Join us for a discussion about the practical issues of loving more than one in an open, responsible multi-person relatio
From 1:00 PM to 3:00 PM on Mon, Tue, Wed, Thu, Fri, Sat
Embodiment Flow - Moving Through Change
How do we deal with change? Learn how your body can support you through transformation.
Begins Sat (9/2) at 1:00 PM, Ends 2:00 PM
Spin the Wheel of Immediacy
Express yourself radically by letting our big wheel choose a short, fun activity! Silly to naughty, optional photo op.
From 1:00 PM to 5:00 PM on Mon, Tue, Wed, Thu, Fri, Sat
Shaken Not Stirred Massage
Get Ya Soul Shaken At Soulshakers Share Your Most Soul Shaken Story For A Shaken Surprise. Serious Body Shaken Massage
Begins Sat (9/2) at 1:00 PM, Ends 3:00 PM
Hot Dog Party!
Spin the wheel, perform the trick, get a hot dog treat! Veggie options!
From 1:00 PM to 2:30 PM on Mon, Wed, Sat
Hot Dogs and High Fives!
#1 best High5's from Ted and serving up some delicious dogs/vegan sausages, Last year we gave away 1200, GET THERE!
From 1:00 PM to 2:30 PM on Mon, Tue, Wed, Thu, Fri, Sat
Yes Please Listens
Twice daily, we stop to listen to a full album all the way through. Stop by our lounge to find out the daily selections.
From 1:00 PM to 2:00 PM on Mon, Tue, Wed, Thu, Fri, Sat
Putt with a Pro
Learn some PuttPutt technique and strategy with a Golf Pro! Get some practice in for our tournament!
From 1:00 PM to 3:00 PM on Fri, Sat
The Man's Tears Happy Hours
Celebrate the man.
Begins Sat (9/2) at 1:00 PM, Ends 3:00 PM
Chamber of Wonders & DIY Gift Shop
Experience Burning Man’s Darkest Room, attempt to break whimsical world records, and create your own DIY memento!
From 1:00 PM to 4:00 PM on Wed, Thu, Fri, Sat
Nap Time
Come rest, fall asleep, relax or meditate to the healing frequencies of the earth. You may find you actually feel better.
From 1:00 PM to 3:00 PM on Thu, Fri, Sat
Slap Shack
Stressed? Hangry? Dusty? Let a Smack Bring Ya Back! Gentle or Jarring, Lo and Ho know the healing power of connection!
From 1:00 PM to 3:00 PM on Wed, Thu, Fri, Sat
Wine Tasting & Happy Hour!
We're serving up drinks and smiles over here! Come share the joy! Music provided.
Begins Sat (9/2) at 1:00 PM, Ends 4:00 PM
Immediacy Phone Spa and Solar Salon
Recharge your phone while re-examining your relationship to it; 100% solar powered.
From 1:00 PM to 3:00 PM on Thu, Fri, Sat
Breeze Bar: Refresh Hour at The Space Between
Our assorted juicy waters, made fresh daily, offer the perfect hour of respite. Cum for a misty chill and drink on playa
From 1:00 PM to 2:00 PM on Mon, Tue, Wed, Thu, Fri, Sat
Bringing Big Ideas to Life
Audacious ideas can be difficult to birth. This is a practical exploration of how to change the world and create impact.
Begins Sat (9/2) at 1:00 PM, Ends 2:00 PM
Mystic Misting
Cool off from the heat, take off your boots, and enjoy the natural air conditioning of cosmic rainforest
From 1:00 PM to 3:00 PM on Mon, Tue, Wed, Thu, Fri, Sat
Misting with Astra
Need time to cool down? Stop by Stag and be freshly misted by our very own Astra! You never know what' popping at Stag!
From 1:00 PM to 3:00 PM on Mon, Tue, Wed, Thu, Fri, Sat
Guided Steam ceremony
Come to the banya to clean your body and soul. Come sober and dirty, leave high on vibrations and feeling clean.
From 1:00 PM to 7:00 PM on Tue, Wed, Thu, Fri, Sat
Daily Workshops
Unique, one-off workshops. This year's lineup features radical intimacy, body adornment, Leonard Cohen, and more!
From 1:30 PM to 4:30 PM on Mon, Tue, Wed, Thu, Fri, Sat
From Self to Source
Attune to total presence, grounding, and expansiveness, through embodied movement, breathing, and stillness.
Begins Sat (9/2) at 1:30 PM, Ends 3:00 PM
The Enneagram: A Map of the Human Psyche
Intro to the Enneagram of personality. Discover the map of the human psyche and how to use it. Know and master the self.
Begins Sat (9/2) at 1:30 PM, Ends 3:30 PM
Contact Improv - Fundamentals
Cultivating awareness of momentum, balance and connection with other dancers, releasing into flow while staying safe
From 1:30 PM to 3:00 PM on Mon, Tue, Wed, Thu, Fri, Sat
AA Meeting (Alcoholics Anonymous)
An open 12-Step meeting for anyone with a desire to stop drinking. AA Format. We are a dusty, hella unglum lot!
From 1:30 PM to 2:30 PM on Mon, Tue, Wed, Thu, Fri, Sat, Sun2
Any F Meeting
A 12-step recovery meeting for Any Food-related program traditions (OA, FAA, etc.) We are never alone- even in the dust!
From 1:30 PM to 2:30 PM on Mon, Tue, Wed, Thu, Fri, Sat, Sun2
New York Dangerous: Running With Scissors!
Our famous relay race with scissors as batons. Winners get ice cream!
From 1:30 PM to 2:00 PM on Tue, Thu, Sat
Learn to play D&D
Don't know teiflings from tabaxi, or aarakokra from assholes? Get the 101, build an adventurer and take 'em for a spin!
Begins Sat (9/2) at 2:00 PM, Ends 4:00 PM