Event List for Wednesday, Aug 30

HAVE YOU HAD YOUR NERVOUS BREAKDOWN YET?
IT'S A WEDNESDAY. Empathetic. Catharsis. We get it.
Begins Wed (8/30) at 12:00 PM, Ends 1:00 PM
Titillating Tarot and Tea
Come ask us your tit(illating) question who knows, but the cards might.Iced tea to cool you down while we uncover it all
From 12:00 PM to 1:00 PM on Mon, Wed
Tropes, Tarot, or Tequila
Whats in your future? Wildly inaccurate playa tropes, overly precise tarot readings, tequila mixed with hot sauce.
From 12:00 PM to 4:00 PM on Tue, Wed, Thu, Fri
Anticlimactic Hand Jobs
You may not get off, but your hands will be soaked and then coated in moisturizer before being handed a cocktail. Slurp!
Begins Wed (8/30) at 12:00 PM, Ends 4:00 PM
Fingernail Paints
Come make a friend and paint each other's nails... many, many colors... always open.
From 12:00 PM to 12:00 AM on Mon, Tue, Wed, Thu, Fri, Sat
H2O Spa Session
Your Cool on!: Face Masks, Massages, Music, Cold Ass Lemonade for ya' Booty!
Begins Wed (8/30) at 12:00 PM, Ends 2:00 PM
Half Beard Barber Shop
Get half of your beard shaved by a professional barber. No beard? We've got half beard kits. Get pampered and stylish.
From 12:00 PM to 2:00 PM on Mon, Wed
Portal To Rejuvenation
Enter the portal to receive what you truly need. What kind of energy do you crave? Will you choose light or dark?
From 12:00 PM to 5:00 PM on Mon, Tue, Wed, Thu, Fri
Stardust Spa
Hot and dusty? Visit our self-service Spa to rest, relax, and moisturize. Now featuring a swamp cooler.
From 12:00 PM to 6:00 PM on Mon, Tue, Wed, Thu, Fri
Tip Jar
Have a tip? Need a tip? Take a tip, leave a tip. This jar will be full of "Tips and advice" from fellow burners.
From 12:00 PM to 12:00 AM on Mon, Tue, Wed, Thu, Fri, Sat
Jittery Jester Arcade
Open 24 hours/day. Everyone wins a prize! Games, rides, blacklight flamingo putt, and Madame Zelda's house of mirrors.
From 12:00 PM to 11:45 PM on Mon, Tue, Wed, Thu, Fri, Sat
Life-size Board Game!
Enjoy sandy board game chaos, prizes, music, and drinks? Join us for our human-sized board game, SandyLand!
From 12:00 PM to 3:00 PM on Mon, Wed
Sober Hours
A great place to connect with sober burners, and soon to be new friends, while enjoying a non alcoholic drink.
From 12:00 PM to 2:00 PM on Mon, Tue, Wed, Thu, Fri
Mutant Monkey Adoptions
Adopt a mutant monkey from the evolutionary tree of warped, unique stuffed monkeys. Parenting skills? Strut your stuff.
From 12:00 PM to 5:00 PM on Mon, Tue, Wed, Thu, Fri
Scientists vs. Unicorns
It's a boardgame, an RPG! Go on quests. Solve puzzles. Form a team or go solo. Start during office hours, play all week!
From 12:00 PM to 3:00 PM on Mon, Tue, Wed, Thu, Fri
Tour-of-Home Scavenger Hunt
Register and get the rules for this hunt of places in BRC. Great for Burgins! You can win a cool prize if you finish.
From 12:00 PM to 3:00 PM on Mon, Tue, Wed, Thu
Daily Speed Meeting
Human animals from all over the world play a game and then meet each other
From 12:00 PM to 2:00 PM on Mon, Tue, Wed, Thu, Fri, Sat
Wednesday: Inner Journey of Self Mastery
Heal the past and imagine the future, elevated by celestial sounds
Begins Wed (8/30) at 12:00 PM, Ends 5:30 PM
CouchBurners "Watering Hole" Bar
Gather around the "Watering Hole" for a cocktail, rub shoulders with some party animals, or chill on our dusty couches
From 12:00 PM to 10:00 PM on Mon, Tue, Wed, Thu, Fri, Sat
Shakespeare Tarot Bar
Shuffle the cards and find your journey... then jump up on our stage and speak the speech " trippingly on the tongue"!
From 12:00 PM to 6:00 PM on Mon, Tue, Wed, Thu, Fri
WWLD?:What Would Larry Do?
Join our squad of big-hat wearing experts for free advice and ramblings on how to do Burning Man correctly. BYOHat
Begins Wed (8/30) at 12:00 PM, Ends 2:00 PM
Burning Man Circle Jerk
A celebration of Masturbation and your Penis. Cum show off your sexy technique in BRC’s Biggest Circle Jerk. #LGBT
Begins Wed (8/30) at 12:00 PM, Ends 2:30 PM
Courageous Vulnerability Workshop
Dive inward to explore your inner landscape, find your somatic wisdom and share what’s in your heart.
From 12:00 PM to 1:30 PM on Wed, Sat
Sassy Saloon Slut Striptease Study
Come learn how to shimmy, shake, and slut it up from our FUCS resident burlesque babe. The ride a bull and drink a shot.
Begins Wed (8/30) at 12:00 PM, Ends 2:00 PM
Playa with your Food
Learn to cook pancit, a specialty Filipino dish that has been passed down through our family!
From 12:00 PM to 2:00 PM on Wed, Thu
Box of Wonders mutant vehicle
Come for a walk through of the creation of the mutant vehicle Box of Wonders⁸
Begins Wed (8/30) at 12:00 PM, Ends 1:00 PM
Guided Meditation and Spirituality
Connect with some tranquil teddies and revitalize your mind and body through a mindfulness and guided meditation session
Begins Wed (8/30) at 12:00 PM, Ends 1:00 PM
Custom Temporary Tattoo Maker
Make a custom temporary tattoo with your new Playa Name
From 12:00 PM to 6:00 PM on Mon, Tue, Wed, Thu, Fri
Bingo!
We love Bingo, come play some Bingo with us!
From 12:00 PM to 2:00 PM on Mon, Wed, Fri
How to Destroy Whiteness 2.0 with Amelia
Tired of being White? Come destroy your concept of self and laugh while you cry about it.
From 12:00 PM to 1:30 PM on Tue, Wed
Weir(d) Wednesday
Serving up a hero dose of the Grateful Dead. Strangers stopping strangers, just to shake their hand - corner of 830/A
Begins Wed (8/30) at 12:00 PM, Ends 6:00 PM
Texas Nooner Happy Hour
Come one, come y'all to our annual celebration of all-things Texas. Both Texans and the Texas-curious are welcome!
Begins Wed (8/30) at 12:00 PM, Ends 3:00 PM
Blissful Burn Guided Visualization
Drop in to get grounded, fill your energetic cup, set your vibe for blissful connections with beautiful boundaries
From 12:00 PM to 1:00 PM on Mon, Wed
Daily Bar, Music & Peachy Bum Wall
Come to Camp Peachy 12-4pm everyday Tues-Sat for drinks, music and while getting your peach added to the bum wall!
From 12:00 PM to 4:00 PM on Tue, Wed, Thu, Fri, Sat
Disney Sing-A-Long (8th Annual!)
We want to be Part of Your World because You Aint Never Had a Friend Like ME! (Formerly@OKNOTOK&Happy Kaos&KampPoopPlay)
Begins Wed (8/30) at 12:00 PM, Ends 1:15 PM
Song, Dust, Sing
Come join BRC's premier open mic, singer/songwriter showcase on our Shade Stage…perform or relax and enjoy the music.
From 12:00 PM to 2:30 PM on Mon, Tue, Wed, Thu, Fri, Sat
Petanque and Pastis!
Come to our camp to learn how to play petanque with us! Do you have kids? Bring them too, it's open to the whole family!
From 12:00 PM to 5:00 PM on Mon, Tue, Wed, Thu, Fri
Facilitated Storytelling
Share your great stories! With a PA system! Animalia themes encouraged. Story prompts provided as needed.
From 12:00 PM to 1:00 PM on Wed, Thu, Fri
Photorama & Hydration Station
Treat your thirsty animal to instant photos, themed drinks, music, yard games and a misting station in our Big Bug!
From 12:00 PM to 6:00 PM on Mon, Tue, Wed, Thu, Fri
Bikini Body Taping
Ladies come get an exotic body tape bikini designed especially for you by our body tape artists! Private taping area
From 12:00 PM to 3:00 PM on Wed, Fri
Center Camp Speaker Series
Join us for lectures, panels & discussions on topics inc. psychology, technology, spirituality, building BRC & more!
From 12:00 PM to 5:00 PM on Mon, Tue, Wed, Thu, Fri, Sat
Pastie making workshop
Our "qualified" nipple "experts" will help you create fun, sexy nip adornments. Nipples of all genders welcome!
Begins Wed (8/30) at 12:00 PM, Ends 2:00 PM
Circle J Inconvenience Store
Stop by Circle J™ for our irresponsible items that make you feel like you're right back in corporate America
From 12:00 PM to 6:00 PM on Mon, Tue, Wed, Thu, Fri, Sat
Knot Now!
Learn simple and reliable knots to meet the wind and keep your camp on the ground. Bayside will show you the ropes.
From 12:00 PM to 1:00 PM on Mon, Tue, Wed
Lock Picking
Grab your friends and join a lock picking workshop! See right through these transparent locks to hone your skills!
Begins Wed (8/30) at 12:00 PM, Ends 1:00 PM
Whisky Weiner Wednesday
Grilled Dogs-Ice Cold Whiskey.Nourish your courage to get up on the Space Punks Starliner stage, instruments provided!
Begins Wed (8/30) at 12:00 PM, Ends 1:30 PM
Elixir Bar
Quench your thirst at the Elixir Bar! Mysterious concoctions, peculiar potions, dubious delights. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
From 12:00 PM to 3:00 PM on Mon, Wed, Fri
Margarita Party & Games
Come play games and get a Margarita
Begins Wed (8/30) at 12:00 PM, Ends 3:00 PM
Just Shoot Me in the Dust photobooth
Capture your Burning beauty forever - your vivid authentic dress, look, and personality - in amazing Playa portraits.
From 12:00 PM to 3:00 PM on Mon, Tue, Wed, Thu, Fri
Oddball Symposia
Interactive talks to make you laugh & wonder. Ice-cold infused H2O provided; hydrate your body while we excite your mind
From 12:00 PM to 1:00 PM on Mon, Tue, Wed, Thu, Fri